Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Spring has sprung

Sun shining, birds singing, good things happening to my friends. Just when I might be tempted to become happy and positive, I receive this email.

Is it possible to have the bagels delivered earlier in the morning? I usually get into the office by 7am, and I just can’t wait until 9:45am to have a bagel. If not, its no problem, doesn’t really matter to me. But, I would enjoy Wednesday bagels better if they arrived before 8am.

Thanks,

Wayzata man-child

To wit, if indeed it doesn't matter to you, why bring it up? (Because you're a passive-aggressive Minnesotan that's why!) I'm sure it's a subtle jab at me for being able to show up at 9:30am whilst they must arrive at 7:00am for the market's opening bell but he also makes $20,000 more than me to do so.

And, as Joie pointed out, the simplest solution: have a bowl of cereal.

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